'Pure evil': Collegiate girl pranks her clown-hating cousin with an annual, anonymous, clown-themed package for over a decade as revenge for doubting her potential

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    Font - Posted by u/lucyfer-91 My mom found out
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    Font - It's kind of a long story but when I got into college, as the first person in my family to make it there. My cousin decided that it was her place to tell me that I would fail out and get pregnant and have to move back in with my parents. She was a little jealous. But that's whatever. I called her a bich we argued and stopped talking for a while. After a while she started messaging me asking if I have failed yet or if I was dropping out. I decided at that moment to just piss her off a bit.
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    Font - See, she hates clowns not terrified or any phobias but she hates them. So every year for the past 11 years I have picked a random day in a different month to send her a box of clown stuff all with no return address she has no idea. My partner has known and loves this but my cousin is so confused on to how this keeps happening.
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    Font - Well this year marks the twelfth box and I don't know if I want to continue this after or let it end. But I was talking to my mom and mentioned that it was that time again and I forgot I never told her what I had been doing.... She laughed but thinks it was so wrong but I'm still okay with it.
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    Mammal - +1.2 days ago junigloomy End with a bang and anonymously send her a singing clown telegram.
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    Font - FortunateFunction_79 Pure evil lol.
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    Font - lucyfer-91 OP 2 days ago Omg that would be amazing!!!! Will they go to her house????? Will the clown throw a handful of glitter into her carpet??
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    Font - 1imzadi1 2 days ago Usually sing-a-gram people go where they're paid to go and if you pay for the glitter or give it to them yourself, I doubt they'd have issues tossing it at her carpet. Just know that you could make things worse by doing this, legally speaking not just the situation between you, and be aware of the consequences you could face, or the clown would face. TLDR; stick with the anon clown kits.
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    Font - lucyfer-91 OP. 2 days ago That is fair, haven't thought about that.... We do live in very different states so handing over glitter is pretty impossible... But I do have to wonder on legality of a clown showing up to her house.....
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    Font - factsnack 2 days ago I'd just go a bit more random. Still send clown stuff until the end of time but maybe leave a 2 year gap then 2 within 6 months then not for 3 years etc.
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    Smile - KezarLake+2. 1 day ago This is the way. The randomness will mess with her much more than an in- your-face clown barrage.
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    Rectangle - Ginger Tea 1 day ago • Make sure you have someone willing to take up the mantle should you pass away. Funny how things stopped after we put granny in the ground.
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    Font - SellQuick Or actually stop abruptly after granny passes away to deflect suspicion. 111 +2. 1 day ago Reply Share dysqo-dave 20 hr. ago Or when one of her parents passes.
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    Smile - Uncanny ValleyGrrl +1. 20 hr. ago Or the odd clown nose with a note saying: "We all float here"
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    Font - Omnomagon 2 days ago Maybe, on this monumentous twelfth anniversary, end with an epic Twelve Days of Clown Stuff. On the first day of Clown Stuff, my anon gave to me a singing clown in a cropped tee.
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    Font - Intelligent-Web-7249 +2. 1 day ago for next 12 months or so each month I would send her one piece of clown clothing. Can be also miniature to be not so expensive but it need to be obvious that it is a set so at the 13th month it would be obvious that the only thing what is missing is the clown. Then I would stop sending anything and let her in constant fear that the owner of the clothes will come to take them.
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    Rectangle - Witty_Commentator +2. 1 day ago Oooh!! At the 13th month, when the only thing missing is the clown, send her a mirror and a note saying, "The real clown was you, all along."
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    Facial expression - C_beside_the_seaside +1. 1 day ago "Be the clown you hate to see in the world"
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    Rectangle - Chonkbird 1 day ago If OP wants to let her know who's sending it, on the 13th one send the clown makeup meme about their situation lol
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    Font - theZombieKat 1.2 days ago clown telegram shouldnt get you in legal trouble, just skip the gliter, that could be spun as property damage or littering. Reply Share 12 lucyfer-91 OP . 2 days ago From the quick search I have done so far I haven't found a telegram service in her area but I will be spending the day tomorrow looking and planning. :)
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